> > > > > > >--------------
> > > > > > >Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
> > > > > > >same as your brother's.Did you copy his?
> > > > > > >Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >*****************
> > > > > > >Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
> > > > > > >Sam: No comb, sir.
> > > > > > >Teacher: Use your dad's then.
> > > > > > >Sam: No hair, sir.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >*****************
> > > > > > >Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
> > > > > > >Sam: "HIJKLMNO".
> > > > > > >Teacher: What?!
> > > > > > >Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I".
> > > > > > >Sam: I is .....
> > > > > > >Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...."
> > > > > > >Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the
> > > > > > >26 alphabets"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on
> > > > > > >the other, what would I have?
> > > > > > >Class: Big Hands!!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >In Sam's house
> > > > > > >--------------
> > > > > > >Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible
> > > > > > >to teach you anyting!
> > > > > > >Sam: That's why I say she's no good!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid?
> > > > > > >Go and say sorry to her.
> > > > > > >Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any
> > > > > > >brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
> > > > > > >Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest,
> > > > > > >dear. So what did she say when you told her you're the
> > > > > > >only child, my dear?
> > > > > > >Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?
> > > > > > >Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
> > > > > > >Sam: Your name on my report card.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >******************
> > > > > > >In a clinic
> > > > > > >-----------
> > > > > > >Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
> > > > > > >Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news
> > > > > > >first.
> > > > > > >Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
> > > > > > >They said you've 24 hours to live.
> > > > > > >Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible!
> > > > > > >That could be even worse then? Tell me the
> > > > > > >very bad news.
> > > > > > >Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since
> > > > > > >yesterday.
> > > > > >
> > > >
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