1. DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1= Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2= Because my mum said that if i look at a naked lady, i'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
2. NAMES OF WIFE
A malay man had 4 wives and he called his..
4th wife.... Baby doll
3th wife.... China doll
2th wife.... Barbie doll
1th wife.... Panadol !
3. RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every night. Men get fresh milk and 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts and 1 tea-spoon of starch!
4. SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service
5. HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Kosmo
Son on the cover of sports illustrated
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and... Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
6. GOOD AMBITION
Teacher= What do you want to become?
Johnny= Doctor!!
Teacher= Why??
Johnny= Because its the only profession where you can tell a women to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
7. VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin about to die. Wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED"
8. OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 year old man got married to a 15 year girl.
On their first night both were crying... why??
Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything
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